I am on a roll

I know that sometimes what I do and say only affects only 1 person, sometimes a handful of people and I guess I max out at reaching about 50 people.
I am fine with it and if I can influence the people I know just a little bit it makes me happy. Sometimes its just a recommendation of a show, new music or movie, or helpful tips on saving the world, or glimpses into my life that I hope will eventually make everyone think and act just like me (I pretend that this is my ultimate goal, but really I just want to make everyone's life easier by suggesting things that I have found that I enjoy, or have improved my productivity (I am still looking for one of those), have helped me in numerous situations or other shortcuts I have found).

But last night I came to a realization that can effect everyone on the planet earth, or at least offer some solid relief.

Before I get to that, the reason that I am saying I'm "on a roll" is that I declared "American Idol"(Tues & Wed 7 FOX) the best show on TV right now (I will gladly give that title back to "Lost" on Thursday, but its got to be good) and I've already got a pick for the winner that I am confident should at least be top 5. Last weeks second 2 hour episode was in Dallas and may have been my favorite audition show ever. It had a little bit of everything, from fantastic singers to horrible singers in denial with emotions ranging from hope to embarrassment. It included plenty of laughs and feel good moments throughout the episode and there was even a group sing and dance. The best part is that it is so funny it makes you cry, which covers up when you cry because its sad or you are really so happy for the contestant. I have many notes from that night that I will give you soon (just like my UFO story, don't worry it will come back to me) but I think Kady Malloy, 18 from Houston Texas could be the winner, she did a near perfect Britney impression and is hot and can really sing


Now I will get to my realization, which I think really shows why this site is called "revelations". Its because I am the key to unlocking all the secrets and mysteries of the world, oh wait, no, that's just a dream that I've had and a goal I set for myself everyday (I try to keep my daily goal to unlocking just 1 secret or mystery, so that I don't run out anytime soon).

I am sure most of you have heard that the end of days may be coming December 21, 2012, at least according to the Mayan calendar. That day is supposed to predict a cataclysmic change connected to the winter solstice and some crazy astronomical alignments. The Mayan calendar was written in the 6th century BC, starts back in 3114 BC and has been very accurate. Well it stops December 21, 2012 and many people think that it will be our last day, whether its the poles shifting, or some strange cosmic event that throws earth or our solar system off path, or we just end, there are people who really think we're done in less than 5 years.
After extensive research and a good minute (maybe a few seconds) of serious thought, the answer came to me. It was one of those moments when you just knew that you're not responsible for the thought, but willingly accept it as your own and take credit for it.

So here it is, you don't have to worry that the Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012 because the dude who wrote it stopped.
Its as simple as that, he just stopped writing the damn calendar. There are many possible reasons for this, he got sick and tired of writing and was at a good stopping point, he died and there was no one who wanted to take his place, he figured there was no need to keep going that far into the future or he was just pulling a prank thinking about how funny it would be if for no reason the calendar stopped in 2500 years.

But the bottom line is he just stopped. This knowledge has already been shared with and approved by 5 people (I really just wanted to make them laugh, had no idea I was about to save the world) and I think it should spread quickly (I'm sure once word gets out, one of the news channels are going to want to have me on as a guest)

Looks like we dodged a bullet here, we should make it through 2012. So we will have to wait a little longer to see how accurate History Channel's "Life after People" is.
Of course there's always, meteors, asteroids, supervolcanoes, nuclear war, AI (singularity is near) and Zombies to keep you worried (if it helps you for some reason)